Tuesday, August 12, 2008

The story of who...? *yes* The story of H*#...

           This story begins 20 000 years ago, in the southern part of China..before the Great Wall was made..before televisyen was created..in fact, this was even before Alexander the Great was born...far far away in China, where the Sun always rises but never sets, there lived an Emperor..He  was no ordinary Emperor, he was a very powerful n magical emperor..he could make the pressure of the atmosphere to drop, which caused floods in the valleys..he could make two pieces of paper stick together by blowing in between them..he could do anything..he was known as Emperor H..
       
   Now, somewhere in the villages (4U) , below the mountain that lead to the emperors castle (lab)..there lived a beautiful maiden..her name was wendy..she was usually seen dancing in the forest with het friends 'peterpan n the gang'..she usually spent her afternoons cooking, cleaning,stressing and doing chemistry..One day, the emperor decided to demolish the village to make a special castle meant for his friends which were Bernoulli, Archimedes and Pascal..He sent his finest men to destroy the village..he subjected his best warrior, Warrior Jia Wei to be in charge...
       
  The next day, early in the morning, before the sun had even risen..Jia Wei and his..i mean her..no no his...men were already on the move to the village..the villagers heard them..Kit ting, who was wendy's neighbour ran away screaming when she saw the men..she was terrified..she quickly brought her children fiona and shermaine into the house..The villager head, Pak Din had run away from the village for he was afraid of the great warrior Jia Wei...The villagers did not know what to do..so they elected Savi to be the head of the village and made her the KEY to their locked hearts...
        
  Wendy did nt know what was happening...she was too busy dancing on the rocks near the lake and collecting water with her best friend yann lin who is the village ringer ( her job is to basically ring the bell if anything bad or harmful is approching the village)..they were filling up their vases when suddenly, the lady of the lake, who was dressed in white(with a white ribbon around her neck) started to surface from the lake..
    
          
  LOTL: i have come here to warn you about your village...
            Wendy: OOoo Great lady of the lake what has hapened to our village...?
            LOTL: pls...call me Yen yen...your village is under attack...OOOOooooOOOO...be afraid...be very afraid..
            Yann Lin: me oso ar..?aiyo...i mz ring the bell...wendy i go first la...bring my physic books for me..


*JENG JENG JENG*
                
            
It was at that moment, that wendy realised that her beautiful village and home was under attack...she ran as fast as she could with her graceful, smooth, SHORT legs..hoping that she would reach there in time to save her beutiful village...on her way to the village she met the village's most beautiful, wanted, single girl called Medina..she was too busy talking/touching/seducing the village's most wanted,single,good-looking,hensem, gentleman..he was a postman..not just any postman, THE POSTMAN..he was known as ' Mister Sexy ' a.k.a Ain..
Medina was too busy to notice wendy run past her...(btw she also had a thingy-thing for the village head...not Pak Din la =.= .. Savi)






TO BE CONTINUED





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